I seriously don’t know how there isn’t more buzz about “The Brothers Bloom,” which is the best movie I have seen in literally years. Go see it. It’s like all the Wes Anderson without the precious self-aggrandization dressed up as self-loathing. But anyway, let’s just focus in on one of its stars, shall we? OH HAI, THIRTY-SEVEN YEAR OLD RACHEL WEISZ! How’s your Oscar doing? Remember when you were ridiculously smokin’ hot in “Definitely, Maybe,” and though we were supposed to like crazy-kooky Isla Fischer (ahem, 33) for Ryan Reynolds and hot-ass Elizabeth Banks (ahem, 35) was in it too, it was clear that Weisz was The One, and was only made not The One by a lame plot device that felt about as legit as the ending of “The Devil Wears Prada.” Still, I liked that movie. Ryan Reynolds is Canadian.
Anyway! Rachel Weisz! Juggles chainsaws in this movie, blows shit up, and has the best delivery of the line “I’m soooo horny,” that I’ve ever heard. Also, remember “About A Boy?” Yeah. She was hot in that too.
